One day the store manager called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley; I have to tell you ... I like your work ethic. You do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on that."
''Well, that's good. You are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though ... your coming in late, because I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"
''They said, 'Good morning, Admiral. Can I get you some coffee, sir?'''
I hope you enjoyed this joke, my mother-in-law sent it to me, and I thought it was kind of cute so I wanted to share it with you all. Have an awesome Tuesday everyone!