After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Now this is too funny, so I just had to share this with you all! I wish I could think that quickly. I can say I still have my sense of humor about me, Amen? lmbo! Thanks mom!