After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day, and said, 'honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed every night, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 21-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed, plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that your not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10- inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!!