Jul 10, 2009

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is
one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love
you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and
she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the
little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my
teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much
do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit
in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them,
he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.'
Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget ..

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister
began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous
look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but
dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl
voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'



Icy BC said...

Kids said the cutest things, and sometimes, the most embarrassing things also! This was a fun read..

Anonymous said...

Incredibly cute - thanks for the smile