'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want
to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take
care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave
him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about
the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame , she undresses herself, taking off
everything including her bra and her panties
and lies down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?'
asks the doctor.
'I put eye drops in her eyes!!'
You all thought it was going to be a dirty joke didn't you? lol!
If I did offend anyone I am sorry, but it is only a joke!