in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of
fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the
hoo-ha down the stairs, out the backdoor, and into the tool
shed out back of the barn.
She put his hoo-ha in a vice, then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered,
'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that
rusty saw, are you?
The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and
said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on
fire. You do whatever you want."
For those of you that did not find this funny or
appropriate, I do apologize, but I found this joke
hilarious and very appropriate because I needed a good
laugh today, heck this week.