Apr 25, 2009

I Must Be Late

After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.

“I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already.”

My sister sent me this joke and I thought I would share it with you. And no I am not trying to say that drinking and driving is funny at all, but the joke is!


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