Mar 15, 2009

A Couple Of Sunday Funnies For Us Older Crowd

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?'

'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,'I 'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. 'Yes, Dad, what is it? '

'Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....'



Duni said...

glad you haven't lost your sense of humor!!!

how are things? I hope you get better little by little, day by day.



Jodi said...

Thank you so much Duni. I over did it yesterday so back to the drawing board. I need to stop being so stubborn.